Hello, my name is Mike (Zootalaws) and I live in the future. Things are pretty great here. We haven’t perfected time travel yet but we have perfected something we call MITT (Modified Internet Time Travel). MITT allows us to virtually travel back in time and communicate with people in the past. I’m sure it’s confusing for you right now but in a few years when Elon Musk invents MITT you’ll understand.
Anyway, this means I can come here to the past and talk to people! It’s pretty neat really. I’ve come back to the Maslow forums mostly to clarify some things I’ve said and done, and to apologize for mistakes I’ve made.

If you have questions about the future I can answer some of them (any questions that don’t violate the PCFC (Past Communications Future Protection Act)) Thank you for understanding!
Mike, Zootalaws from the future